Title: Sho-Sensei: Yume de ii kara~Author: SamiRai's_Fan (Aoky)
Rating: M
Characters: Sakurai Sho and a classroom full of female students ready to pay attention to their teacher.
Classification: Once upon a time, in a high-school...
Spoilers: Quite dangerous for the imagination...
Warnings: a little bit of everything
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Summary: There is a teacher who decides to change the topic of the class...
Disclaimer: I do not own Sakurai Sho. I only own the female characters.
A classroom, it doesn’t mind the style, it could be like in the anime that is with the chairs lined-up to the top; or normal, with a blackboard, it could be written or not, and in front of it a teacher called: Sho Sakurai, ready to start one of his classes but, this time, he decides to change the topic of the next lesson into a different thing more entertaining, like, to attract the attention of his students. “Today we are going to talk about ‘Human (he turns and start writing the title of the lesson on the blackboard) anatomy’. No one of example? … Anyway, I will have to do it.
We are going to start talking about the limbs: first, one hand with its five fingers, like Arashi’s members, with their own bones: tarsus, metatarsus…, and its muscles to open, close; shake hands, and take some trinket. Next, we have the wrist where we put bracelets, wristwatches to know the time when we meet with our friends… The forearm, where people tattoo kanji or elvish letters… The biceps mmm… Big muscle, to pick up heavy things (He makes the gesture of Time’s concert). The shoulder, by which you can move your arm to make wide circles or hug our loved ones. We also have the other arm with same functions (and he repeats the gesture).
Then, the lower limbs: two feet on which we support our weight when walking or used to hit a ball (starts to touch a ball since he was a football player), the twins, muscles that are part of the mobility of the legs with the knees and thighs.
After this great block, the limbs, we have two very important, the head and trunk. At the head is the brain, that gray matter, which helps us to understand, capture, store, process, interpret all the information we receive and then learn to hum or sing our favorite songs. This is the second largest block ... Below the head is the neck and from there we will start the last major block of the body.
The trunk (he slowly unbuttoned his jacket and takes it off while ...) consists of several major muscles, in and out, that is (takes off his jacket and rushed to rid the tie and cuffs liner) in the back is (turns) the trapezius (Points: union between the neck and shoulder), latissimus dorsi (lateral side of the back), lumbar (all know where it is ^ ^) and ... the buttocks (also points out that although all watched from the first moment that turned). And in front, what we call "torso", we have (unbuttoning his shirt, since there is no tie ...), pectorals (there are no more buttons ... so it begins to point with his shirt unbuttoned), abdomen (takes it away to clearly show where these muscles are located) and the external oblique muscle, where the pelvis is (points just the edge of the pant that is where this muscle) ...”
And from here ... this would be too dangerous, so the end I'll leave to your imagination (^_~).
PS: For a specific point of the story, I let you pictures that represent his gesture, as I guess a lot of people have already known about it.
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